(Public Apology)
Good morning,
I’d like to begin by acknowledging the actions I took on Wednesday January 20, 2011, and say—I’m sorry. Although I was aware of my physical state and I did have apprehension, still, I exposed hundreds if not thousands of people on public transportation to…….PINK EYE!!!
No, seriously though, if any of my friends or family do hear of an epidemic of Pink Eye breaking out through CNN, Fox News or Bravo—IT WAS ME!!!
It would be my luck to wake up on the first day of a new job and have Pink Eye. I know I should have stayed home— BUT COME ON….I felt fine. I couldn’t make a bad impression on my first week. Could I?
So, yes, I am ashamed. I’m ashamed that a possible epidemic of one of the most contagious ailments around can be traced back to me.
Also, whoever far*ed on the subway this morning should be very ASHAMED. People are literally trapped and forced to inhale the noxious gas you so inconsiderately could not hold in—NOT COOL.
